At a party
“Are you a psychologist?”
“Why do you ask it?”
“Oh yes, you are a psychologist.”
(Source: psych-comedy, via psychcomedy)
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
roughly one standard deviation from the mean.
wow, this is a tangent…
I heartily agree. Should I sine or cosine?
Prime example of why the math fandom is a bit odd.
but we have the most pi
Lets be rational here.
(via letusruletheworlds)
i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
it is fantastic
(Source: lickettysplitt, via crackopenfemur-suckoutmarrow)
finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final. very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.
How religion should’ve been taught
(via nominus-expers)
A dog wandered into our yard so I checked her tags
so i came across this math question
i found the answer. it is 69
(via 0live-juice)
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
fucking…holy shit
that is fresh
(via sami-shortcake)
(Source: raeosunshine, via food-ismymainfandom)
i love that world war 2 is called world war 2
it sounds like the sequel to an action movie
“WORLD WAR 2….
GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….
IT’S PERSONAL
(Source: megaman2, via echo--tango)
“That seems sort of harmless but then it kind of gets a little darker and sort of accuses these young pop artists of being part of this cycle where girls read magazines, feel terrible about themselves ‘cause its says “you should be skinnier, you should be prettier”. They feel terrible, and then these pop stars tell them that they’re perfect and that they’re beautiful and they buy the songs and then the popstar’s on the cover of the magazine so they buy a magazine again and it’s sort of this vicious cycle and I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever.”
Oh, Bo.
(Source: kazuos, via nominus-expers)
“Sex is on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?”
“You remind me of my mother…”
“This isn’t just any cigar.”
“Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?”
“When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?”
“Baby, do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?”
“I’d compare you to my mother, but I don’t want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.”
“I’m a screamer, but don’t worry. The more people hear me scream, the fewer will care.”
Say, baby, when you dream, do you ever dream about waves crashing on a beach?
(Why, yes!)
The waves represent my penis. The beach represents your unconscious yearning for my penis.“I’ll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!”
“”You’re into threesomes? Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.”
“Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, nice tits.”
“Do come lay on my couch… With me.”
“Hey babe, want me to penetrate you exactly 62 times?”
“Who’s your daddy? Do I remind you of him?”
“Why don’t I show you my giant inkblot, and you can tell me what you see?”
(Source: psych-comedy, via psychcomedy)
PMS jokes are just not funny
tj:
period
They give me a headache.
Cramp my style.
They’re just not bloody cool.
Quit ragging on me.
Now you guys are just padding this.
Just winging it
How long are we going to string this along?
Just soaking it up.
It’s all fun and games until someone starts bleeding from their vagina.
(via jewlesthemagnificent)
